Pants Ninja Guide to Cooking/ Food! Part Three.

Remember kids: defrost your food! Dont be like silly Pants Ninja and hurt your teeth!

And now, the most importand part of any larder: Soy Sauce. Drown anything in its taste-giving godliness and you'll have a dinner worth of kings.

Soy Sauce is so awesome. According to the Ninja Doctor, Pants ninjas blood stream is 5% soy sauce!

And its not hard to see why, really.

Reliable tools are also useful for cooking. Here Pants ninja is brandishing a bread knife. He would have a smaller knife, but some evil person stole it. They will feel Ninja fury!

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